defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007

Defense spammer

A word I invented for Lord of the Rings: Battle for middle earth 1,2,and Revenge of the witch king.

Noun: A person who creates extreme numbers of defensive structures, making it impossible to defeat him, unless you have an army of siege weapons.

Remember to make troops, if you use this tactic.
most noobs wont.

Navin (bfme2 player): *sends huge army to kill a level 1*

Noobzorz1: *Huge number of battle towers kill Navins army instantly*

Navin: OMFG U stupid defense spammer noob!

Noobzorz1: L0L U SUCK!!!1!! lolp!

Navin: *sends army of catapults and destroys towers*

Noobzorz1: OH NOESZ I FORGUT TO MAK TROPS! I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DEFENCES!!!1!!1!!!!!!

Navin: They're called resources not money noob

Noobzorz1: FU JERK@$$.

by Navin (Bfme2 username) January 1, 2009

Defenders of the Resolute

The motto of the USAF Security Forces. Latin translation is Defensor Fortis.

We are defenders of the resolute.

by usaf4life August 7, 2009

Defender

A crusader who's the best of the best when it comes to defending the holy Land and a Destroyer of furrys

Fuze: hey you know what's defender up to? A chad": yeah just defending the holy Land while killing furrys

by Nuker3713 October 4, 2018

Windows Defender

Virus

windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me

by Windows Defender February 15, 2019

Tower Defense Simulator

Abbreviated as TDS,ROBLOX game were you use towers to kill da enemies. Also known as wait for income simulator, understand russian simulator, outlaw simulator or carry people simulator. The logic on this game is weird as fuck because some guy with glasses can get hidden detection but a futuristic space thingy suit guy can't. Also half of the towers are nerfed like they were eating glass shards every day. The creator BelowNatural is pog not gonna lie but please balance the game. Also people say its a copy of TowerBattles

Guy1: "Hey wanna play Tower Defense Simulator"

Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"

by BluerevengeX November 24, 2020

Department of Defense

Department of attack tbh

Every President Ever: This place really needs some "democracy"
Department of Defense: You Promise uwu

by idk what you think May 14, 2021