Dark Candle

A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.

Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?

by Tim232 February 13, 2010

Ian darke

Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned

Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit

by Sergio el Chico April 27, 2013

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

Dark Knighter

When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.

I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.

A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.

by {my/life/has/a/soundtrack} March 9, 2009

Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010

from the darkness

Niggass game with sounds that open your ass, you scape but the world is a shit.

You: shit, my grandpa's apartament is a shit, bruh.
from the darkness: end.

by But eres edwkham July 1, 2021

Dark Star

Also known as "Brown Star", "Brown Eye", most commonly known as "Butthole", or someone whos characteristics match those such as one.

"Man, that guy is such a Dark Star, he's definitely got a stick shoved up his Dark Star"

by Lolpopsicle December 6, 2021