Godders Disease

The making of absolutely no-sense whatsoever online. Making so much no-sense that you bring on facepalms, a lot of facepalms.

Hey dude, my cabinet smell.

Huh, wtf does that even mean?

Shit, I've got Godders Disease.

Oh sheeeeeeeet dude.

by Bacon, Sausage & Egg Triple May 11, 2011

Nonblinkinson's Disease

A condition of red, irritated eyes caused by prolonged unblinking viewing of television, especially during the playing of video games

Dude, I've been playing this game for 45 straight minutes and I've got Nonblinkinson's Disease.

by Fritz Lenneman September 11, 2005

Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

cabbage disease

slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.

guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.

by coreybob January 13, 2008

Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

When you smell like dick cheese you have the dick cheese disease aka the (Aj Disease).

Aj got the Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

by nomiranda March 28, 2021

Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.

I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!

by Nappinappi November 18, 2010

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020