I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.
Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea
by Kompress0r June 14, 2021
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diarrhea of the mouth

when you use a bunch of curse words, similar to Tourette's syndrome or when you spread a lot of gossip.
Guy: I can't believe you went out with that asshole. He is such a player!

Girl: At least I don't have diarrhea of the mouth!
by Jaeda June 15, 2008
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Stage Four Diarrhea

The most aggressive stage of diarrhea. This can be achieved by a small percentage of people worldwide after reportedly consuming large amounts of sugar and low quality food in a short time period.
10 year old Eric Cartman from South Park, Colorado suffered from stage four diarrhea after consuming large amounts of Double Dew and fast food.
by mkolesar69 December 2, 2013
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What you get when you eat a lot of things that don't mix very well. Named for how the turds come out of your butt and it takes forever to clean up.
After I ate five chili dogs, four bran muffins, six Sno Cones, half a plate of fried fish, a third of a gallon of ice cream, and some cotton candy, I had violent explosive diarrhea for three days.
by RatchetBoo May 8, 2003
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One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.
"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."
by not reading it October 21, 2012
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oral diarrhea

when you eat something brown all day when yo'ure sick and then puke it up and it looks like diarrhea
me: Have I got news for you!
friend: whats that?
me: All I did was drink hot chocolate all day and then I puked! It was total oral diarrhea!
by Paula&Brian February 26, 2007
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Ice Diarrhea

What you are left with after having all of the flavor out of a "Slushie" or "Freezy Pop". Is normaly the color of the flavor you asked for but turns out to be slushed up ice. Is normally as "Loose" as Diarrhea
Your Friend: "Hey man can I have some of that slushie?"
You: "Sorry Man, I already had all the flavor, All I am left with is Ice Diarrhea"
Your Friend: "Oh Sorry"
You: "It's cool"
by Masked Muffin May 25, 2010
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