David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
Get the Davidmug. He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head
by Tootsy November 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
by jkdsahf nfhuiea fejfj;kdsjkkkk April 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
Get the Davidmug.