Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

crusty musty dusty flusty

someone who is crusty musty dusty flusty, is a person who is literally so weird and disgusting and quite revolting.

Ew look at that crusty musty dusty flusty lookin ass bitch over there tf?

by thatguycalledcrusty April 25, 2022

dang crusty

1. A phrase you say to a person with discusting habits.

2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.

From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross

Mr. McYuck: "I like to eat week old leftovers off my girlfriends face when she sleeps"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"

by Raych and Bemis February 20, 2005

crusty baldwin

when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.

man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night

by c baldwin June 20, 2007

crusty ryan

when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.

joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!

by miraclewhipt December 27, 2007

Crusty

Just unappealing in basically every way possible.

"Umm yeah, so she was being extremely crusty so I just blew her up with a sea urchin bomb!"

by Jesse1018 September 28, 2008

crusty

1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness

That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!

by Rendezvous With Jesus January 3, 2009