crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

silver qwerty crown

what you get when you make 25 qwerty definitions

person 1 i got the silver qwerty crown
person 2 step 2 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for gold

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

Spanish Crown

When a man's circumcised penis heals partly or completely, making a bridge or multiple bridges of skin from the top of the shaft to the bottom of the head of the penis. Very common in south Americans and Pacific islanders.

His Spanish crown was rubbing across my clit during sex last night, it was amazing

by Rayjax July 28, 2011

Poseidon's Crown

When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.

We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!

by The man down under March 19, 2019

Triple Crown

When you full send for 3 consecutive days

“Day 3 of sending it?”
“You already know it, gotta go for the triple crown!”

by fullsend101 September 27, 2018

Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023