Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

by jd doe77 April 2, 2011

Creinder

Creepy Grinders, adj
A person who is a creepy grinder.

Creepy people (mostly guys) who circle around at dances or partys etc with the sole purpose of grinding you up.

Jessica: Ohmygod have you seen Daniel? He's making laps of this place he's so eager.

Meg: I know, he's such a Creinder.

by Aqua Bus April 6, 2011

criminize

I an act of domoralizing any social or active group by "The Man"

The man is trying to keep us down and criminize us.

by Super Dave X January 2, 2013

Cremilde

Cremilde is usually an elderly female whose breath smells like leftover brocolli from the previous owner which would have been a herpes infested horse.

Cremilde enjoys staring at chemistry exercises and she will make you want her naked in your bathroom cleaning your toothbrush.

She also likes kittens and shirts with clouds.

Woah! Cremilde's breath SURE stinks! Maybe I should buy her a kitten, but Cremilde is wearing a cloud shirt.

by MoreGlasses_ October 23, 2013

crexin

Crexin is when you do a medium to large amount of cocaine, and you resemble a tyranasurus Rex. Ofton you will find your hands at chest height, short and dangley.

For example, look at colton, he's so high he's crexin

by taxbait October 18, 2015

creaming in pain

Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?

Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.

by Trotan January 8, 2016

Creaming the Cheese

When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.

Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese

by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016