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Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.
Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!
by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014
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s_rny creep

That friend who doesn't understand the concept of keeping personal information private. They're commonly found sharing personal information told to them or actively seeking out new information from others due to their insatiable thirst. They are gaslighters who call others "paranoid" and play off what they do as normal and fine.

Also known to be prolific complainers when things don't go their way and expect everyone to do exactly what they want, commonly shown when you don't answer their calls because everyone else other than is an NPC without a life in their eyes, whinging when you don't do exactly what they want.
"I've just found out where Tobias lives!"
"You're being a real s_rny creep right now."
by manyboxes August 27, 2023
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Creep 101

To learn the basics of being a creep
You can't take a break from being a creep. That's creep 101.
by Sassandclass May 26, 2018
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creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012
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proof-creeping

Proof-creeping occurs when one receives a friend request but before accepting, you view your profile to make sure there is nothing that would offend the potential friend before they creep your profile. Much like proofreading a document before submitting it to a professor or giving a presentation.
Matt: When I get friend requests on Facebook, I creep my page to see what they'll be creeping.

Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
by Captain Cleedus August 22, 2011
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Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?
by lookabutt January 24, 2011
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Caravan creep

This insult is usually aimed at gypsy’s who have a history of touching children or just women who don’t want it.
Josh- “fuck off craig”
Craig- “fuck off you caravan creep”
by Craigsfat May 9, 2021
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