Being in a 'stockholm syndrome' relationship with capitalism and brainwashed to hate any social policies, while being lower economic class. A naive optimistic capitalist, that likes to pretend they're the upper class or that 'everyone gonna be if.. *blames person's choices*'.
Often is a corpa simp and simping for any lucky wealthy person. Easily buys into authority fallacy.
Often is a corpa simp and simping for any lucky wealthy person. Easily buys into authority fallacy.
- I'm gonna move to LA and be rich!.. - You just gonna be homeless, drooling over rich peoples fences and cars.
- I'll work harder at my dead-end job and be like my boss.. - Whose parents helped them become financially independent with a small "loan" with no repayment dead-end.
- I'll start OF.. - You're a man good luck with that without getting canceled.
- I'll invest in stonks.. - And gamble your last 1k$ away or, at best, make 20$ after inflation, fees and taxes.
Keep coping, copeitalist.
- I'll work harder at my dead-end job and be like my boss.. - Whose parents helped them become financially independent with a small "loan" with no repayment dead-end.
- I'll start OF.. - You're a man good luck with that without getting canceled.
- I'll invest in stonks.. - And gamble your last 1k$ away or, at best, make 20$ after inflation, fees and taxes.
Keep coping, copeitalist.
by veinsofgold September 6, 2024
Get the Copeitalist mug.Someone who never goes outside, a nerd or weirdo. They’re cooped up all the time & socially awkward. Can also be used for someone who’s a pussy or a chicken. Also can be used for a homeboy when they get a new GF and all of a sudden they stop tryna kick it.
“I dont like that fool Mathias, he don’t know how to act around the hoes, he’s a coopie.”
“ Aye Lenore been tryna press up on me lately.”
“Don’t worry bout him bro he’s a coopie, he won’t do shit.”
“Kyle ain’t tryna kick it since he got his new girl, he thinks shits sweet, he’s hella coopie now.”
“ Aye Lenore been tryna press up on me lately.”
“Don’t worry bout him bro he’s a coopie, he won’t do shit.”
“Kyle ain’t tryna kick it since he got his new girl, he thinks shits sweet, he’s hella coopie now.”
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