confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment

Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

anal confetti

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.

I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...

by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

by Tara February 16, 2004

dashboard confessional

Acoustic Emo band.

Living In Your Letters

by Alex February 13, 2004

confluction

Confluction: 1Massive Conflagration. 2Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.

The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.

by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009

Confuzzled

Basically, the combination of puzzled and confused, having no idea what the fuck is going on.

"What the crap!?!?! I'm confuzzled."

by AwayWeGo April 10, 2010

College Confidential

a place where trolls abound

college confidential sample post:

OP: discussion board for ppl who got 2400 on the SAT!

responder #1: this was my first time taking the sat. i got 2400 with no prep, plus my calculator broke halfway through so i had to do the rest of the math section by hand omgggg im so glad i did well!!

responder #2112: 2400 club unite!

me: trolls. there aren't even 2000 people a year who get 2400s.

by aarush April 8, 2010