Cowboyfriend

How you describe your (usually gay) friend’s “country” boyfriend

“They are putting the theater kids and the agricultural science students in the same dorm”
“Awww, maybe one of the guys in theater will get a cowboyfriend!”

“I just started dating this guy from Nashville”
“So you have a cowboyfriend! How cute”

by lovebug101_01 May 7, 2022

conjoy

despite everyone not liking it, you do

"why do u like that stupid show?" well its my conjoy, everyone has one!

by skyyss January 26, 2023

Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.

I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.

by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023

cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.

Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.

by Ben E-wing November 16, 2010

abercrombie cowboy

A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.

Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"

Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."

by ALittleFartherSouth April 23, 2014

Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.

"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"

by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016

french cowboy

A very attractive French man riding a girl who moans a lot during sex

That girl I was with last night really made me a French Cowboy

by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017