Comment Wolf

A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.

EX.

p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee

p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa

p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you

p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??

p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also

and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf

Ex2.

p1: I am vegan

p2: ok karen

p1: bro what

p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat

p1: are you dumb

p2: no you are vegan

p1: bro stfu

p2: you have failed me.

p1: what???

and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf

Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf

by twtc97 July 12, 2023

comment

a piece of text placed within a program to help other users to understand it, which the computer ignores when running the program.

The programmer added a comment // This line sorts the data alphabetically to explain the code's function, which the computer ignores when running the program.

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.

“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

Mouth Comments

When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.

Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.

Person #1: *talks continuously*

Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.

Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!

by Cmt145 July 12, 2024

Boomerang comment

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.

*Filthy comment you missed*

A couple of seconds later...

"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."

by People upset me. November 6, 2015

Reels Comments

Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.

"Yo have you seen the Reels Comments?"

by hellooouuu February 9, 2024