Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.

Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!

by Rocky888 July 13, 2018

Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD

Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.

by English Rasputin September 26, 2023

cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014

cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)

"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."

by Skidmore August 21, 2005

Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.

I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay

Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum

by Fucking cunt + your mum panned January 9, 2018

Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.

Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.

by Big Rabes May 29, 2011