I love cock

What you put as a status when you hack someones account on Facebook

Male: I love cock
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Female: I love cock
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by MreX December 3, 2011

cock crazy

Any man or woman who can't get enough cock.

That Katrina is one cock crazy bitch! I think she's trying to fuck everyone in the office!

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

cock in my ass

Usually said as an exclamation, CIMA can also be used when penetration occurs within either a male/female or male/male, through the anus and using the penis respectively.

"Cock in my ass you scared the living titty fuck out of me, Josh!"
"My bad."

or; "Oh yeah, oh yeah get that big fat cock in my ass ohhhh YES, yes, harder, harder, oh yes, oh harder, ohhh FUCK ME, etc."

by spockk December 15, 2008

Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

by claudel October 3, 2009

battle cock

Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!

Ted: Did you hear about Ron?

George: No, what happened?

Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!

by detlionfan April 20, 2009

Cock Blocker

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.

The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker

by MrTea6 June 22, 2003