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Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 19, 2017
mugGet the Cold Warmug.

cold gold

I could go for a cold gold right about now....
by mkillabatman February 13, 2017
mugGet the cold goldmug.

Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.
Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.
by Bruiser Bradley August 6, 2008
mugGet the Cold Robberymug.

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.
by imspaghetti December 15, 2018
mugGet the Cold spaghettimug.

Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.
I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
mugGet the Cold Poppin’mug.

cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay
Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum
mugGet the cold panmug.

vag cold

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.
"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"
by damnitrandii December 16, 2008
mugGet the vag coldmug.

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