Double Clutch

The act of re-wiping your ass a few hours after taking a shit.

I gotta go double clutch after dropping that yam this morning.

by Sean Ss November 23, 2019

Clutch gear

(Verb) An awesome find. Unique (Usually sarcastic)

I found this ceramic fish with a clock in its belly at the garage sale; now that’s some clutch gear!

by Jeanbean May 1, 2018

Oral clutching

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.

Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”

by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021

Clutch

Tristan Fielder

That shot against McKinney was so clutch

by imneverwrong00000 February 8, 2022

Clutch

Something that is so fucking cool and is so awesome like getting more cash back from the cashier than expected

Damn sex with Juan was so clutch

by The bitch with the biggest bal May 1, 2018

clutch

Men(gay) language for “have my kids”

person a: yo, i can clutch in ur mouth

person b: well yes ofc anytime!

by loonaqueenofrap July 19, 2023

virgin clutch

Wheb the inside of your thighs are sore

I was so sore from snow skiing that I felt like I had the Virgin Clutch

by FooManChewy December 31, 2017