Corn chowder

When a said person or animal cums in another said person or animals anal cavity.

When Dan cums in Bruce's ass and Bruce ass corn in his ass it creates corn chowder

by Ginger slayer ass master March 20, 2017

Slam chowder

Slam Chowder is the special sauce the male employees add to the cup of nasty customers.

That woman was rude, I'm going to give her the slam chowder

by EastCoastD88 May 26, 2017

Rusty Crowder

Aka a Brass Section, when you get a bunch of people together and have them compete for who gets to be first rimmer on an asshole

I thought it was just going to be a gang bang but they all lined up like it was try outs like a goddamned Rusty Crowder

by BigBobBalls June 26, 2018

Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.

Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.

by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019

Clam Chowder

When a woman sits on someone’s face and squirts in their mouth

Would you like some clam chowder tonight?

by Ashleytherrian August 21, 2019

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020