Dead Cert

someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!

i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!

by yellow dragon August 20, 2006

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

Certain

she's that girl that you can't keep off your mind. She's the most amazing girl you will ever meet and you don't know what you could ever do without her. She's too beautiful to even describe her as the most perfect girl in the world. You'll wanna hold her and never let go and when you kiss her you won't be able to stop. She's the sweetest girl that has an attitude like a baddie but also has a soft side she has the most amazing body you have ever layed your eyes on there's no other girl like her. All you have to do is look into her gorgeous eyes and you will fall in love.

Hey,do you know someone called Certain?

by your babymomma March 25, 2017

clart

French origin. Verb-abbreviation for clit fart; gas or air coming from near the clit.

Jane let a huge clart after she had fucked the entire football team.

by Ford LeCoq May 13, 2005

Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009

Pussy Clart

When someone is too Much of a pussy that they back out just so you can't get credit for the kill.

This guy used husk hop, what a Pussy Clart

by JUZZYSACK96 September 10, 2022

clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers

"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"

by 5010m0n July 6, 2012