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Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women
"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"
by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006
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cleave drip

any remnants of edible substances deposited in or around the cleavage area or on clothing covering said area
What the heck did i cleave drip on myself?
What is this wretched cleave drip?
Ummm...do I have cleave drip?
This cleave drip is making me uncomfortable.
by theloniusjunk December 21, 2008
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cleanertainment

A mixture of two words: clean and entertainment. The act of being entertained by watching your cleaner robot.
The Roomba provides hours of cleanertainment, especially after a glass of wine or two.
by gilpo April 23, 2009
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Cleanering

To make something "cleaner" than it previously has been; while at the same time not making it necessarilly "clean" by the standards held by the majority of society.
After months of neglect, I finally decided to do some cleanering in my apartment, it's all relative . . .
by JayBeeL June 9, 2010
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Cleavesneak

The sneaky cleavage a girl puts into her photos for sex appeal. Usually under the pretence that it was an accident.
Dude 1: Did you see Amanada's new profile picture? Where did they come from!?

Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.
by TheBald October 14, 2010
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cleaveless

Her chest reminded me of the desert, with two little sand dunes; she was so cleaveless.
no cleavage, cleaveless
by PuppyDog1245 October 24, 2010
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Cleaner

What Ray Donovan is to rich people who find themselves in trouble is what a cleaner is to those wishing to have potentially damaging social media posts/friends removed.
by KathyWoudz November 16, 2019
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