Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

Cincinnati Tuna Platter by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Cincinnati Gogurt

When you suck a soggy drugged turd from a girl (or preferred sex) ass after a hard night of hard partying and boofing illicit substances.

"She let me eat Cincinnati Gogurt last weekend"

Cincinnati Gogurt by L1ttlef0x September 3, 2023

Cincinnati carbomb

The act of leaving a Pringles can full of fecal matter in a parking lot

I had to go wash my car after a Cincinnati Carbomb got blown all over it

Cincinnati carbomb by Ohio lawyer November 30, 2023

Cincinnati All-Nighter 

When you indulge on some delicious Skyline Chili and spend the remainder of the day or night in the restroom, shitting your brains out.

Man, I would have loved to come out tonight but I had a 4 Way earlier and I’m in for a Cincinnati All-Nighter tonight.

Cincinnati All-Nighter by Vin Dawg January 13, 2024

Cincinnati Black Niggers 

A problematic, indecisive, impulsive friend group that still manages to learn and love one another when in unison. There more than likely will be a racist, homophobe, sexist and ableist. Ironically this group might also include a homosexual, multiple feminist, someone with disabilities, and entirely people of color. Hence, the problematic nature of the group.

"Good grief. Here come the Cincinnati Black Niggers back on their usual arguments"

Cincinnati Black Niggers by - Not Jason March 9, 2024

Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

Cincinnati top hat by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

Cincinnati Butt-Plug by becheMal444 June 9, 2024