Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.
"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
by Snaked April 5, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.
by McDuggle December 18, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018
Get the Chrismug.