chipper

The best baseball player of them all.

Chipper just hit another homer!

by The Jimmynator September 17, 2003

And then she fucked a cripple

I started doing this that and the third...

Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Chipper

n. Person who sports a short-long (mullet) even though the 80's are long-gone. Also someone who hangs out in front of Becker's and acts dumb.

Hey, look at all those chippers in front of Becker's.

by Bollypoop January 8, 2004

The Crippler Cross-Bo

The signature finishing move of Rochie aka Bo Rochie.

This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.

Oh my god King, he's goina do it, its The Crippler Cross-Bo

by Joseph Anthony Gibbons June 28, 2008

chipper

An exceptionally small penis that resembles that wrinkly brown chip inevitably found at the bottom of your mcdonalds chips

Something the secret owner of a chipper might say to displace rumours about his own one inch wonder:
"haha look at him he's got a CHYYYYIIIIPPEEERRR!!!!"

by Gordons School May 29, 2008

chippen

adj. 1. Of men: someone who is perceive to be skimping or shriking on a duty to another person.

(derivation: a prisoner who chips away at the wall-paint, rather than engaging cellmates in coverstation/play etc... to help pass the time)

"I'm gonna wreck that chippen-ass MotherF'er, if he dosen't stop moping!"

by mainframe October 31, 2003

cripple spot

Any well placed parking stall, near the entrance to a store normally reserved for cripples, who have no business leaving the puzzle factory in the first place.

- Hey, there's a nice spot
- No, I can't park there, it's a cripple spot.

by Maecello Battaglia October 18, 2008