chiphanding

When at a party somebody reaches into a bowl of chips, pretzels, etc. and touches a large amount of chips, then only grabs a few.

Guy 1: Hey can you pass me the chips?
Guy 2: No, somebody was chiphanding them.

by PC-DerpyDog November 18, 2013

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

Chimpancamel

A mix of a chimpanzee and a camel.. not muck more I can say

Dude check out that chimpancamel!!

by Camelmaster2202 May 25, 2015

chipbag

A chipbag of a person. Someone who is empty, useless trash and disappointing.

Person 1: Omfg, that person is such a chipbag.
Person 2: I know right, why are they wasting our time.

"Oh shut the hell up, you chipbag"

by Mudii July 31, 2016

Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

chipped it

When one accidently hits the tip of his/her genitalia

I was flailing my hands and then I chipped it

by D_D 74 February 1, 2017

Chipperdehoo

Anything that is good

That is so chipperdehoo

by Whoami1 May 20, 2017