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Central Jersey

Many people have never heard of Central Jersey, unless they have met someone fortunate enough to be from this area. This region exists because the inhabitants here find it to difficult to associate themselves with the debilitated Northern or trashy Southern parts of the state. People who live here are generally more wealthy and more educated - they also tend to have more subtle accents then their less-evolved neighbors.
Central Jersey can easily be defined geographically. By county, only Monmouth is fully incorporated. Start form the tip of Sandy Hook and follow the Raritan Bay coast until you reach the Driscoll Bridge on the GSP. Anything north of that bridge is NOT Central Jersey. From the Driscoll, draw a line to Princeton, and then from there a line to Manasquan. Everything within that roughly made triangle is Central Jersey.

Some may argue this area should be larger. It should not. Inhabitants of North and South Jersey will claim this region does not even exist - mostly because of the contempt they feel for our lack of enthusiasm at being defined as Northern or Southern. Central Jersey is the essence of New Jersey - we have minimum violence, low poverty, high incomes, the beautiful / not tourist beaches, and kind people. We do not have pine barren forests, hoagies, guidos, landfills, or petroleum refineries.

If you really want to see the real New Jersey, come visit Central Jersey and you'll understand why we separate ourselves as we do.
by Jersey Hero August 30, 2013
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Canibus Central

n. 1. A site (www.canibus-central.com) that contains a forums overrun with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. Total gayness.

v. centralled, centralling, centrals. 1. To overrun an internet forums with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. To be totally gay. 3. To run a site by banning the people you don't like and allowing the ones you do to wreak unlimited havoc.
That gay bar at the end of the street is so canibus central.

Stop being canibus central.

Those guys holding hands are a couple of canibus centrals.

John canibus centralled my website.
by Miryam Websta February 6, 2005
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cheektowaga central

Although this high school is becoming more and more infiltrated by buffalo kids, in previous years it was and still is known for owning on the ice rink as super sunday champs. Every graduating class has a group of bomb girls, keepin it classy at hockey parties. Maryvale, Clevehill and JFK are all Cheektowagas leftovers trying to reach the level at which we live on a daily basis.
by warrioryoooo March 15, 2009
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hatral-central

the state of being a hater or disliking all things
i don't like any of them because i'm hatral-central about everything!
by frantannaman December 4, 2009
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Grand Central

British train company owned by Arriva. Operates London-Sunderland and London-Bradford
Did you see what Virgin were charging? It was half the price with Grand Central!
by CSD123 July 31, 2016
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hunterdon central

hunterdon central Is a school filled with drug dealers and hoes who like to get down and dirty .
Hey let’s gets hunterdon central beer and bring by the barn yard tonight at billies !.
by iRobot May 8, 2019
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Floyd central dazzlers

dance team of Floyd central high school, located in southern Indiana. They are very hardworking, and 25x national champions. they don't deserve any of the hate they get. they give Floyd the hype
did you see the Floyd central dazzlers at the football game? They were awesome!
by xoxofloydxoxo June 1, 2020
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