face cancer

A severe chronic case of acne.

dude, that guy has a serious case of face cancer.

by lxpatterson July 2, 2007

Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009

Aquarius and Cancer

Aquarius and cancer are besties but they fight sometimes. They are both shy the first time they meet but when they get to know each other they both become best friend and really warm up to each other.Both of them have the weird and goofy times together which show they really are besties. They have the best bonding time when they are together.Aquarius is the really clumsy and the ‘doesn’t mind side’ also the side u need for support.And Cancer is the goofy and the ‘its ok’ person and they can always help you out.

Yall not like Aquarius and cancer yall a whole nother story

by Gamersara71 January 7, 2021

Cancel Culture

The dangerous idea that disagreement legitimizes attack.

Cancel Culture is on full display in the riots of 2020. The rioters are burning down cities and nothing is being done about it. Many Mayors are sympathetic to the rioters' grievances, so there is no response to the violence. In the meantime, business owners who have paid millions in taxes over the years to the government for protection are seeing their businesses destroyed.

by geekmalone July 12, 2020

Cancer Sex

Sex that is had between someone with cancer, and someone who is sympathetic to their plight.

Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"

by MSGT117 June 22, 2011

Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!

You are one sick freak

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

Cancel Culture

A fucking shit way of holding someone accountable, but leaves no room for change. It's so fucking leftist and makes everything worse, and they pick up everything you say that they think is racist, xenophobic, homophobic, etc, and they use it as if you're this satanic individual that needs to be cast into hell.

Fuck Cancel Culture; it is so shit.

by Jtohgivemeligma June 27, 2021