Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

Captain Jack Sparrow

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?

by ExAstris February 9, 2004

capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word

by mike xie December 10, 2006

Captain Kill

A name for a player in Halo3 that grabs the Sniper Rifle on Sandtrap and goes out to one of the far corners of the open desert map and snipes people. The name derives from a film clip featured in the Bungie Favorites where it shows a player named "Captain Kill" sniping from the a far edge of the map.

I keep getting sniped by that fucking Captain Kill.

by Kamikazi Kat October 3, 2008

Captain Elfy Fett

A uniquely formed sex position that increases stimulation and causes orgasms faster and more often.

While we were in the Captain Elfy Fett position, I climaxed four times!

by Nytmare696 February 16, 2010

Captain Limon

Captain LIMON formally known as Ramiro Soto is a mythical being so powerful it is said he could cause Noah’s flood with the squeeze of hit tits. Captain LIMON is so important he carries the lifestyle of someone as important as Johnny Sins. He has several characters like Bitcoin LIMON, snitch LIMON, framer LIMON, drunk cool party LIMON etc. LIMON’s main ability is to take a 3 month break after it’s too much.

Captain LIMON is my hero.

by rjtnnn June 2, 2021

captain kirk

describes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.

"Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"

"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"

by senor _coconut_1 January 9, 2009