Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.

"Bugger off you douche canoe"

by t_tahiti May 22, 2018

douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.

Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe

by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022

ashley cano

she’s a great friend and i love her!!! she’s v supportive and such. anyways love u girl🔐💗😘🍀⭐️🫶🏼

my bestfriend is ashley cano🫶🏼

by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022

Ashley Cano

she’s a v supportive friend! she is one of my only friends, ik sad. and she loves to talk sh!t with me💗 anyways love u gurl🔐 have a great day!⭐️

Ashley Cano is my bestfriend🤟🌷

by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022

Canoe Dude

A dude that rents canoes in Ocean Shores

Where did you rent your canoe from? The Canoe Dude

by wrkz4me June 4, 2022

douche canoe

you are such a douche that you could fill an entire canoe

that bitch, erik, from TDBank is such a douche canoe

by emmydelmo December 10, 2021

canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022