A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
by SwagBadger August 29, 2012
Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
by ChairmanTJ January 05, 2024
by Coolpoker June 07, 2017
When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
by Ricktorious November 08, 2020