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Canada and America...both great countries. Canada is better than America in some ways: (health care, less problems, more room) and vice versa: (GST, government, power, money). Oh, and by the way, we (Canada) are not all French, only the Quebec people. Canada and America are both great, and a big thanks to our southern neightbors for protecting our weak asses from North Korea and Libya!
To clear a few things up, we...

have police officers, not mounties.

have cars, not dogsleds.

don't have freeze your balls off temperatures all year round.

say "eh" as much as any other English-speaking country.

live in houses, not igloos.

say "about", not "aboot".

are as pissed at our government as the Americans, although we have good reason to be.

DON'T hate Americans.
by Quartux (Tyler) September 14, 2005
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Without a doubt, the greatest nation in the world. The only people who argue this fact are stupid hicks who don't know any better.
"Dude, I wish I lived in Canada."

"Dude, I read on urbandictionary.com that Canada's civil war was a bar fight that lasted about an hour."
by CaptainGoogle December 12, 2008
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Canada

land of easy, beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears. Most often remarked and visited by Buffalo, NY's college students who enjoy better beer, cheaper food, hotter night clubs, casinos, sleazy strip clubs, and a drinking age of 19.
You wanna hit Canada tonight?
by merkel123 December 28, 2005
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canada

Bob: Hey Tom, guess what?
Tom: What?
Bob: U.S.A blows! Unlike Canada.
by Lucifer's burito July 30, 2008
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Canada

Canada being America's hat refers to any cool hat.
That hat's so Canada.
by Logan Johnson April 14, 2008
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Americas country to the north. A country everyone likes because they use provinces, made bacon, made syrup, made hockey, and don't piss off other world powers or terroist.

GO CANADA!
American: Are you from Canada???
Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am.
American makes out with canadian

Canadian: SICKO!
by D.Y.R February 26, 2007
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Canada's History

An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting Margaret Atwood poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, representing the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into the Stanley Cup. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."
In April, Steven Harper performed Canada's history in the role of the mounty in parliament.
by Sarah McLachlan's Love Child February 5, 2010
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