camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

camel hike

when you go hiking naked at 2:42 am and you bring three camels and a backwood a midget had to be following you and it only counts if your wearing a fanny pack on a full moon

ay bro that camel hike was wild

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021

camel mafia

Organized crime involving embezzlement and money laundering through your local Arab mini mart.

I stiffed Abu, now the whole camel mafia is coming for my ass.

by Tex Dark May 15, 2019

Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.

Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.

by jdizzell December 25, 2021

camel trip

When a girl on a camel with big boobs propositions you. Also known as the "sandy set-up" and the "double-hump pump."

Ah, shit. I got wicked drunk in Marrakech and this chick camel triped me! I felt like I was back in the cougars!

by Yoyoyammam111 January 27, 2017

Camel Toeni

1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari

1 camel crush cigarette.

Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel

Light the camel

Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds

The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.

by KRmd January 3, 2023

Pussy camel

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit

Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel

by Mustang302 May 1, 2014