Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.

Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!

by eda-skip September 21, 2022

carpet breathe

1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.

2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.

Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"

Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"

Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."

Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"

by Stevie Martinez December 27, 2008

Carpetknight

An effeminate man; an Eric.

Eric is a flaming carpetknight.

by ESplan January 15, 2009

Carpet Burger

A sexual reference to the female genitalia.

My girlfriend has a hairy carpet burger.

by Synne Vikernes January 29, 2009

Carpethead

A cunt that wears a toupee

- Oi where's carpethead... That hair ain't real m8

- He's a bloody Carpethead

by Pinga's November 2, 2015

persian carpet

A kind of long-haired pussy which, when you're on top of it, makes you feel like you're flying.

Dude, I got a ride on a Persian carpet last night - I'm still coming down from that shit. And pulling hairs out of my teeth.

by Stanley Shit-Pug January 10, 2016

Shag Carpet

n. an intensified version of a carpet, a carpet that sleeps around
syn. filthy whore
see: carpet

At Mike's party, there was a shag carpet hitting on me.

by TracyL April 18, 2006