Literally our one true lord and savior. No matter what religion you are, you must accept the superiority of Caleb Poston.
If you don't, I'll go to your house and personally fuck your mom to death at 3am (Gone Wrong) (Poston Called)
If you don't, I'll go to your house and personally fuck your mom to death at 3am (Gone Wrong) (Poston Called)
by The godly poston May 18, 2021
Get the Caleb Postonmug. 
You take your middle finger and ring finger and insert it to a women's vagina. Your not going in and out that's 2nd grade shit, your going up and down like your ripping her vagina out. Start off slow then when it sounds like a mop and bucket you go ham on that shit.
by Goham69 September 7, 2022
Get the The Caleb Clawmug. by TK_KoolAid February 15, 2021
Get the Caleb Momentmug. When a pervert wants to draw a picture of his ex on his crushes stomach using cum as his paint and his dick as a paint brush
by Jdjehduehd May 7, 2019
Get the Caleb milkmug. Caleb’s dad refers to a father figure who has disappeared or has vanished from someone’s (Caleb’s) life.
by AnAnonymousUser July 30, 2022
Get the Caleb’s dadmug. Sophie and Caleb are the cutest couple and no one saw there relationship coming it was a complete surprise! They both have kind and sweet hearts but Sophie seems to show hers more than Caleb does... they both have a love for each other that no one can break... Sophie and Caleb will always be Sophie and Caleb ❤️
by Sophie and Caleb May 10, 2021
Get the sophie and calebmug.