Skip to main content

Portuguese Cactus

The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus
by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017
mugGet the Portuguese Cactusmug.

Cactus Rat

I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!
by Buddha Claus October 29, 2022
mugGet the Cactus Ratmug.

Cactus Flesh

A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.
Manuel the cute little cactus flesh.
by TinyBee September 4, 2018
mugGet the Cactus Fleshmug.

spicy-cactus

Spicy cactus is the name of an youtuber/ twitch streamer he hasn't made any video's yet but he will make them in a few years. something amazing about him is the voice he has a nice voice what makes it fun to listen to him.

he got inspired to make his video's by the best minecrafter that there is ixnoah so you should read that to.
do you watch spicy-cactus his video's?
by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO November 28, 2022
mugGet the spicy-cactusmug.

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.
Don't be such a douche cactus.
by Chute1885 April 10, 2019
mugGet the Douche cactusmug.

Jazz Cactus

bhang, benj, boo, bud, buddha, cannabis, cheeba, choof, daccha, dank, devil's lettuce, djamba, doobage, dope. endo, gage, ganja, ganj, grass, green, greenery, hash, hashish, hemp, herb, Mary Jane, MJ, marihoochie, marijuana, Mary Joanna, method, mezz, muggle, mull, pot, puff, reefer, sensimillia, sensimilla, shit, sweetleaf, tea, Texas tea, trees, twig, wacky tobaccy, weed, yarndie, zombie, chronic, dagga, Indian hemp, kind bud. kush, purple haze, schwag, Thai stick, recreational drug, tetrahydrocannabinol, THC, marijuana cigarette
Bryan Kelly enjoyed using that Jazz Cactus.
by NotUrWifey October 5, 2023
mugGet the Jazz Cactusmug.

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020
mugGet the Cactus rashmug.

Share this definition