crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub

those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink

by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018

Crunch

A loud noise created by humans and machines.

Karl: Ah man, can you here that crunch?
Leonardo: crunch crunch crunch
David: Yeah, that is really loud

by dsfvsdvv December 28, 2017

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

Crunch

Crunch is used when someone looks good or is attractive. Crunch as in you could just eat them up.

"He's so crunchy." "Do you know who S.coups is? He's crunch."

by Pankakes_18 June 12, 2023

mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch

1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”

by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024

Crunch-a-tize

To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.

Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!

by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018