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Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Covid Chipsmug.

Covid lollipop

A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks
Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.
by Gocian March 8, 2021
mugGet the Covid lollipopmug.

The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020
mugGet the The Covid Trombonemug.

Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.
Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021
mugGet the Covid Hipstermug.

Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 8, 2020
mugGet the Covid-Catfishmug.

Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices
I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.
by Despofordummy March 17, 2021
mugGet the Covid Linemug.

Covid Trump

someone who knowingly puts people at risk of getting covid because they insist on going about their regular activities after knowing they have coronavirus, totally disregarding the safety and health of others
My mom has covid and she still went to the grocery store. She's a total Covid Trump. (Like the way someone who unknowingly spreads a disease is called a typhoid Mary)
by journeybitch October 5, 2020
mugGet the Covid Trumpmug.

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