Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.

Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!

by Professional goblin December 15, 2024

Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.

Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.

by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019

Comment like an Indian day

November 16th, the day when everyone comments on tiktok posts like indians do.

Jake: Dude wanna go waterskiing?
Alan: Nah, its Comment like an Indian day. I gotta comment on tiktok posts like an indian.
Jake: How do you do that?
Alan: You just gotta say “super..” “.awesome..bro.” “superb..” “wow.. very nice” or even “haha wow fantastic”

by cthomas78910 October 31, 2019

On-handed comment

The opposite of an off-handed comment

Hello, i am usuing an on-handed comment

by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025

On-handed comment

The opposite of a off-handed comment

Hi, i am using a on-handed comment

by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025

thoughts comments

To ask the audience if anyone has any inputs.
Can be used through active voice too.

Does anyone have any thoughts? comments? on what was presented?

I have some thoughts comments on what was shared.

by syconics August 8, 2025

Comment Cunt

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025