connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014

Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015

confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017

Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

convection current

Wind causes this to happen

I'm a convection current because I'm gone with the wind

by Big_A_B_C May 7, 2018

Collector Healing

In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.

Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.

by TheWallovec January 10, 2020