Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

coconut

your mom

a coconut is your mom

by poopsterer August 19, 2022

Coconut City

The state of mind after you've been smoking so much weed that it's like it's snowing in your brain.

"We've reached Coconut City, people!" in a party where they've been passing around a big bowl.

by Bernart de Ventadorn February 7, 2021

coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.

Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.

by foshacka_2 December 6, 2009

Put the lime in the coconut

Black male overtly hitting on Latin females

“Damn brah put the lime in the coconut”

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

Coconut

A hairy milk carton from a tree.

A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal. It's a hairy milk carton from a tree.

by I Will Drink Your Inca Kola July 2, 2021

Coconut Skull

Racial slur for an islander

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer

by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023