coconutting

The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.

Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!

by coconuttingisfun August 6, 2017

coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers

Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?

by brugley August 21, 2021

coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.

Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.

by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023

Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.

Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.

by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017

Coconut

See Coconut

according to a completely reputable source, Wikipedia, coconut is not in fact a black guy's fettuccine alfredo sauce, but a fruit.

No wonder I sucked that black guy's dick, that coconut is making me fruity (gay) as hell.

by ram3n April 26, 2017

coconut

Da coconut nut is not a nut, and if you eat too much you get very fat

person 1: coconut is da koko fruit from da kokopalm family

by Potato Lord November 21, 2021