1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 18, 2011
A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.
- useful for no other purpose
- useful for no other purpose
...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut
by turbocandy November 28, 2018
The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
by BuhryanPaynter January 06, 2021
by Lil logma March 29, 2023
1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men
2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
by Koi_Boi April 14, 2018
Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.
by kwaw January 19, 2014
Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.
Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
by Whatchucluthingfor? January 09, 2023