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Clingymonster

1. A headcrab, also seen in Half-life.
2. A facehugger, also seen in Alien.
3. A small, furry creature that creeps into your bed in the early hours.
1. 4rgh, +3h cl1||gy|\/|0||5+3r just pw||3d meh!!111
2. Jonesy, dont look now- there is a clingymonster behind you. We're wasted, man.
3. Mhmm, that darn clingymonster ate my cheese again. I must buy some more, but, not in the early hours!
by Danokun August 1, 2005
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chlingo

A collective term for the abbreviations used in IM or SMS text-messaging.
That's some crazy chlingo on your phone - "d00d, Watchu doin' 2nite?"

I don't understand all this chlingo my daughter's using on AIM - "IMO, that looks gr8 on u!"
by efusion3 January 24, 2011
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hillary clinton

One who deserves to be cunt punted!
Hillary Clinton deserves to be cunt punted.
by Emilio R. August 18, 2016
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clinton high school

The worst school in the history of all schools. It's full of whores, fuck boys, and snobby bitches. You have no excuse to go there.
Person 1: She's a slut.
Person 2: She must go to Clinton High School.
by Crazystarback January 7, 2017
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bill clinton

a dumb ass who only thinks about sex.
clinton is old guy that didnt do shit for his country.
by baka_kuso_yarou December 9, 2004
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Hilary Clinton

The most popular target for America's pervasive rampant misogyny for about a decade and a half. She holds views held by male politicians who don't get 1/10 much ad hominem flack as she. She competently navigates both the roles of "leader" and "woman" and that just scares the fuck out of some people.
"So whaddya think about Hilary Clinton?"
"That-that-BITCH!"
"I mean her ideas, her policies."
"I think she- HAS A VAGINA!"
"Boobs too."
"Exactly!"
"...Nice to see you so versed in the issues."
by uppitybitch April 11, 2009
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