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Chili Christian 

Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.
Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.

Chili Chamber

Did you hear? Dan had to take a massive dump that destroyed their chili chamber. That’s why they didn’t come to work today.

Chili 🌶️ Red

Any pasta, preferably spaghetti, with chili. Common in Ohio and Northeast. Winter comfort food.
I think I’m going to have chili 🌶️ red tonight for dinner.

Chili Dog 

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,

Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
“Your mom gave me the biggest chili dog last night after drinking two Kahula n coffees
Chili Dog by Tittywanker August 3, 2023

Chili Waterfall

A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.

Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.

Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.

Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.

Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.

Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
Chili Waterfall by Jack Trager August 13, 2023

Chili Dogged

When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.
"What happened to you last night, man?"
"Crystal came over and I chili dogged that bitch."
Chili Dogged by Phildo.bg August 25, 2023