Chav

chav is basically a british hot cheeto girl

A: omg look it's a chav
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh

by @goochie_grease on tiktok September 1, 2020

Chav

Basically the people who are left behind in society in Britain, they often wear the same tracksuits and stuff, they might either have a Cex drawstring bag around them or a JD sports drawstring bag around them. They can be kinda racist too, I was once told to “go back to my country” by chav, chavs made up most of the BNP voters and a lot of EDL supporters were chavs, there is such thing as football chavs to which are basically chavs but there insanely into football

That chav just stole my damn bike

by Leomclaren April 28, 2021

Chav

A person unworthy of basic human rights and are also probably unaware of such things. Their innate abilities are formed early in life, when they develop skills such as stealing, which progresses into full blown robbery of the taxpayer when they come of age to spawn offspring. Though they have been considered vile creatures in the last decade, the past few years have seen the chav become a stylish social class and members of the chav cult have been renowned for relying on mainstream media to know of their news, music, etc. Celebrities and 'pop' stars are also responsible for producing chavs with their disgusting art. Indeed, the chav has truly evolved into a body of persons who believe themselves glamour deities and socialites. If it weren't for their inability to use their brain and think for themselves, chavs would be an almost acceptable spectacle to society. Numbers of chavs have improved with social media as well, using sites such as facebook, twitter and others to share their repugnant exploits with the world.

"Hey Becky, have you got yer Juicy trackies and rollers yet?"

"Waiting on them."

"You're such a chav." The first girl says, listening to her pop music and texting her 'older' more 'mature' boyfriend who reckons he's all 'ard' using her blackberry bold.

by Eddie Keller November 29, 2013

Chav

Council Housed And Violent

Look at Kyle over there, he's such a Chav

by Katie hopkin's cat July 21, 2020

Chav

A ‘Chav’ is someone who smokes weed at kfc car park 24/7. They have lost their virginity at the age of 10-13 and wears fake designer clothes like North Face. Most of chavs live in Devon, Paignton.

Sindy Lu- “ I fucked a chav. Does that make me a chav too?”
Kerrie- “Yes, you skanky chav.”

by Paigntonisachavvyplace May 23, 2018

Chav

A word used for kids running around the block that have ill manors and are violant.

Chav that means, council housed and voilant

by Big dragon January 21, 2015

Chav

Chav-
Often standing for Council House Associated Vermin
found on street corners, or bus stops. With the cheapest larger and roll-up cigs they can find.
Treat with care or they will 'Buff you up bert'

Words are often added to the end of their sentences, IE
1) Mayte (Phonetic)
2) Bert
3) Pal
4) Bruv

'or8 bert, am gunna smash u up cos u looked @ mi bird like'
Quote from a chav

by TehDoctor May 13, 2011