Callan

The most perfect, beautiful and amazing girl in the whole world (though she denies it constantly like every fucking day no matter how much you tell her). She is loving caring and spontaneous.

God I love Callan

by TheBlackestEver789 July 9, 2023

calalamak

Calalamak is when an individual - a "cala" of some sort, refuses to do as recommended by everybody around them. Thus, they calala. Also, there are two famous cats called calala 1 and 2.

Dude she started calalamak after she decided to join the military.

by THOUGHTSUNYHOİGHTFUL January 12, 2024

calalamak

Calalamak is when an individual - a "cala" of some sort, refuses to do as recommended by everybody around them. Thus, they calala. Also, there are two famous cats called calala 1 and 2.

Dude she started calalamak after she decided to join the military.
Calala 1 was executed for human rights violations.

by THOUGHTSUNYHOİGHTFUL January 12, 2024

callan mcauliffe

An actor from Sydney Australia who has starred in many famous films and TV shows, including Flipped, The Walking Dead, I Am Number Four, etc. He also wrote a fantastic book called The Hill Ghost. Definitely go read it.

He is also my celebrity crush 🤭

-Have you heard of Callan Mcauliffe??
-Of course I have, he is so cute and I have the biggest crush on him

by Just a lil dancer girl January 23, 2024

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Callapse

Definition: Callapse (verb, noun)

The sudden relaxation of muscles and release of tension after ending a video call or turning off the camera during a call.

Verb: "I callapsed onto my chair as soon as I turned the camera off"
Noun: "That callapse sigh was so satisfying."

by polynut January 24, 2025

Calamity

A group of 4 or more wankers

Look over there it's a calamity

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026