hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Brown Burrito

The act of one shitting into a burrito and sharing it with your friends :)

Ryan : Anyone wanting a brown burrito?
Friends: Yeah sure..... This Tastes amazing!
Ryan: I made it myself :)

by Capt Duckleworth August 23, 2011

canadian burrito

The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.

Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"

by Tacotuesdayistoday April 15, 2014

Los Nachos Burritos

Used when talkin about a girl who turns you on. When being said, it is required that you gently rub your nipples in a circular manner with a horny grin on your face.

Arian: Dude i really like Janine.
Luke: Oooh, Los Nachos Burritos!!

by Timaay Oran November 10, 2007

Squishing the Burrito

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

by JC24 February 16, 2009

burrista

One who performs the art of burrito making proffessionaly and expertly. They can be found in many places, typically behind the counter of your neighborhood Chipotle.

The burrista made my burrito exceptionally well today.

by StephenHeart September 12, 2006

burrito blowout

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.

Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.

by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013