Masturbation Burn

A blister/sore that occurs along the shaft after excessive masturbation.

After stroking for hours on end, Johnny developed Masturbation Burn.

by Ch@0s117 May 23, 2015

chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

burn the garf

to mess up or screw up badly. to make a mistake.

person 1: i can’t believe you forgot to pack our passports for our trip.
person 2: yeah, sorry, i really did burn the garf with that one.

by professional garfer January 25, 2022

mystery burns

the character mystery burns from renightmare

dawg. mystery burns is kinda fine

by xanner May 13, 2021

burn the breeze

To move like your ass is one fire.

Was once a common phrase used by cowboys to mean riding at full speed.

The gang is looking to get some Qdoba.
Qdoba closes at 9:00. It's 8:30.
We're all too drunk to drive, Google maps tells us it's a 30 minute walk.
Me to the gang: "Shit, boys, let's burn the breeze."
We sprint to Qdoba.
Delicious.

by pouteenie May 28, 2018

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014