wankers burn

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,

doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox

by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

beret burn

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.

"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."

by omgitsbrittie May 3, 2009

Baha Burn

The burning and bubbling sensation that arises after drinking the Baha Blast beverage at Taco Bell. The side effects are loud stomach noises, extreme flatulence, constant burping, hyperactivity, and the burning of your esophagus. The only cure is letting it all free.

Ali - "I drank a Baha Blast an hour ago, and god damnit I got the Baha Burn"

Dylan - "R.I.P"

by nachobellabubba May 4, 2013

affection burn

When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !

Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.

Or scraping toenails against their skin.

Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !

I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.

by WeiHaiWei March 1, 2014

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

Frank Burns

A character from the classic television show M*A*S*H, Major Frank Burns was a roommate of Hawkeye and B.J (or Trapper depending on season). Burns was an extremely conservative and very G.I. Hawkeye and his roommate often played practical jokes on him and poked fun about his poor medical and surgical skills. Overall someone to be described as a Frank Burns is a hypocrite and a kiss ass rule follower.

Person 1: Man the assistant principal is such a Frank Burns
Person 2: Dude you're right we should prank him

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015