fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib July 24, 2007

new balances

gay ass shoes that all the 7th graders at lovett wear

guy 1: why is everyone wearing new balances
guy 2: all these lil poos r trynna be cool

by KeVIn GgggGGG May 13, 2018

Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

Carte Blanche

A situational term. This can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. The first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has "carte blanche". Meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day's defacation.

Keller ate tacos last night, I'm glad I got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.

by Rhody Furor October 25, 2008

Fuck Balance

Acheiving Ultimasm( Ultimate Orgasm)is only possible when Fuck Balance is present. Basically fuck balance is riding the vibes between each other in exactly the right way, creating harmony between the ying(lover1) and the yang(lover2) Fuck Balance is not the only way to acheive an orgasm, but once youve had an Ultimasm, you will never settle for anything less.

Fuck balance is the key to acheiving levels upon which the sexual releases you will swear came from the Heavens especially for your dick in that exact moment sort of as a way to say "Good Fuck, You get an A+! Now thats what we meant when we said pro-create!" After acheiving Fuck balance, sex without the balance seems like a sick joke.

by Verdinovica Icis November 5, 2010

Farte Blanche

A light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an anal olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.

It was my turn underneath for a 69. I let one go and when I eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a 'Farte Blanche' that I thought he was going to pass-out!

by Razenby August 29, 2013

blanche bonin

my little baby!!!! i love her so much. so everyone can just fuck off!!!

i love you blanche

by ***** December 5, 2003