The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
Get the Gandalf the Brownmug. A Morbidly obese child who smells like shit and cannot get layed or even talk to women successfully. as a result of that he is a very violent motherfucker and repeated says the word "nigga" even though he is white. a "Musty Brown" will talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to fighting all he knows is the legendary move the "WINDMILL" what a fag right?
Austin:"MAAAAAh i was smoking all dat good weed nigga"
Kyle: "Man shut the fuck up Musty Brown"
Austin: " MAAHhh nigga imma beat the brakes off you"
Kyle: "you won't do shit you fat motherfucker"
Austin" mahh you lucky i aint wanna figght today!"
Kyle: "Man shut the fuck up Musty Brown"
Austin: " MAAHhh nigga imma beat the brakes off you"
Kyle: "you won't do shit you fat motherfucker"
Austin" mahh you lucky i aint wanna figght today!"
by Miranda i like yo shoes March 26, 2013
Get the Musty Brownmug. Kevin:(With heavy indian accent)Hello this is tech support.My name is kevin.
Jim:Hello I got this message that tell about some virus in my computer.
Kevin:I know this voice,you're that Jim Browning!
*HANG UP THE CALL*
Jim:Hello I got this message that tell about some virus in my computer.
Kevin:I know this voice,you're that Jim Browning!
*HANG UP THE CALL*
by TafZiqDrilFazDilDilB July 6, 2020
Get the jim browningmug. Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
by Loopydave October 24, 2019
Get the Brown Goliathmug. by kendoomus March 27, 2012
Get the Brown Marksmanmug. A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
Get the Brown Markermug. A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Brown Sweatermug.