Bronk

When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!

friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp

by savagepuspus March 5, 2018

Brokovich

An informal greeting among Slavic men.

Good morning Brokovich. Nice day to go to babushkas house for some semechki.

by Batmeth420 July 19, 2018

Bronounce

To pronounce a word or phrase as a bro would.

Chad's a total bro, he can't pronounce words, he can only bronounce them.

ex "What's up bro?" becomes "Suh bro?"

by Fatbeandip September 14, 2018

brontophiliac

I am a brontophiliac loving storms to the point of sexual arousal

I am for sure a brontophiliac I love storms so much they actually make me sexually excited.

by Crazy Butterfly October 7, 2018

Brokowskifopolopolis

When your relative becomes your friend.
Similar to how your friend becomes your brother, or sister. Your brother or sister will become your brokowskifopolopolis.

*walks into family reunion* Hey Brokowskifopolopolis whats up?

by Michael scorn November 9, 2018

Broncosexual

One who is physically attracted to Ford Bronco's or their owners, if they are soley attracted to the owner because they own a Bronco.

Jenny has been hitting on me all week! Yeah dude, every since you bought that Bronco. She's a Broncosexual

by Styx Larkin November 10, 2018

Broncos

THE WORST TEAM IN THE NFL!!! They suck, THE EAGLES ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!ya

The broncos are the worst team ever!

by Phillab January 13, 2019